August 30, 2014


h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

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ghostbees:

Everybody knows it’s you.

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filed under: jokes i didn’t understand when i was younger

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thetwelfthpanda:

Be careful with that boy.

thetwelfthpanda:

Be careful with that boy.

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blackjackmothafucka:

This is the devil’s favorite post

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rach-writes:

traumatizedbyfictionalcharacters:

Reblog this if you want a mini fanfiction in your ask based on your url or something I found on the first few pages of your blog.
(99% possibility The writing will be crap.)
(Anon must be on.)
Everyone who reblogs this will get one.
Everyone.
Every.
One.

YES

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manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

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tree-stump-palace:

whentherestrouble:

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

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lotrlockedwhovian:

notmydate:

It is John’s habit to pull the door closed by the knocker, making it hang to the left.  But notice that Sherlock’s practice is not to adjust the knocker to the left, but to the right. He’s annoyed to see that Mycroft has straightened it.  To Sherlock’s mind, it should hang to the right if he is at home with John, or to the left, if John is out. 

These little tiny details are what take this show to some next level shit.

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freewillsammy:

every-fandom-of-the-rainbow:

Supernatural 7x12 “Time After Time After Time” Deleted Scene

WHY WOULD YOU EVER DELETE JENSEN IN A WAISTCOAT 

NEVER

I’ve already reblogged this twice today and I don’t care

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

That one time doctor who got the filming SO DAMN RIGHT

This is one of the best episodes of television ever written. I’ve had so many people agree with me that it doesn’t matter if you think Doctor Who is complete shit - everyone needs to watch this episode. It speaks volumes about what it really means to live with actual depression and anxiety and the incredible weight that is to bear and the love we need to have for each other and the importance of every single moment. Every child needs to watch this episode. It is so important.

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

assbutt-from-gallifrey:

That one time doctor who got the filming SO DAMN RIGHT

This is one of the best episodes of television ever written. I’ve had so many people agree with me that it doesn’t matter if you think Doctor Who is complete shit - everyone needs to watch this episode. It speaks volumes about what it really means to live with actual depression and anxiety and the incredible weight that is to bear and the love we need to have for each other and the importance of every single moment. Every child needs to watch this episode. It is so important.

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amidala-skywalkers:

# no-one promotes confident body image like rebel wilson # favourite quote of the whole movie

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busylilblop:

tiny!john and pouting sherlock doodle

busylilblop:

tiny!john and pouting sherlock doodle

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miamiacoda:

DID SOMEONE SERIOUSLY SEND SOMETHING INTO A NEWSPAPER PRETENDING TO BE A MODERN PROFESSOR SNAPE OH MY GOD I’M LAUGHING SO MCUH

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